Question:
I see you've been around. Are you referring to "Kinkynionen's Authentic Sauna
> Baths" on Castro? You know, where they replaced the birch leaves with leather
> thongs.
Answer:
The Finnish saunatonttu's are pretty conservative on that regard,
actually whilst they protect childbirth in the sauna they are adverse
to any kind of sexual thoughts even. You may not curse, spit on the
stove, drink booze nor talk loudly either. Oh, and how do you know if
you pissed the tonttu off, well, it stops minding your sauna so the
benches grow mildewy, the logs rot and if it moves away the pipe
cracks and the sauna burns down...
